I Hope You're Well-Stocked

So, this is how the zombie apocalypse begins.

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said.

Guess I'll be loading up on bottled water, ammunition, and SPAM tonight.

And Now For Something Completely Different!

I figured that I should give you a feel-good story today to balance my other offerings. So, here it is:

"Soccer's octopus oracle Paul to retire"

Paul, the octopus who became a pop culture sensation by correctly predicting the outcome of as many World Cup matches as he has legs - all seven of Germany's games plus the Spain-Netherlands final - is going to retire.

You really couldn't ask for much more after a performance that would make Nostradamus blush. Well, I guess he could go into entertainment ... nah.

A Little Geekery

Follow these instructions explicitly:

1. Go to Google's search site.
2. Type "How to find Chuck Norris" in the search box.
3. Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Mmm hmm! Tru dat!

I Don't Know What It Is ...

... but this commercial for AT&T is visually stunning. Now if only I could figure out what they're trying to say.